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Bardwell's Single-Wide Sirens
"I'd never bash humble Polly, though, despite a few flaws: her desire to compete in a Man's World by trying to best Renny at armpit funk. She wasn't as pungent, but his sleeveless arm-waddles weren't hugged up to my mug. This had the single-wide permeated into chili cook-off pungency, me paradoxically starved and disgusted. That with her refusal to drive over 25 MPH being the designated driver for the community, all five packed in a banana-colored Cadillac which during an era
3 days ago2 min read


Paradise Island Needs A Macy's
Chapter Three ONE LAST STOP - PARADISE ISLAND Another recent buy was "Fury", Volume 3 of Tom King's Wonder Woman turn. He to my mind does no wrong. This is the first time I sold off a piece of TK's, starring my starter superheroine sensation. I'll say this delicately - I find Princess Diana of Themiscryra boring as snot now. Sure the tale around her was just dandy, better than most, but it wasn't due to an enjoyable or fresh female character. Before I was locked away I l
4 days ago3 min read


SIDE-TRIP TO MT. WUNDAGORE WITH JESSICA DREW
Chapter Two As a kid, "Spider-Woman" the chic red number from Hawkeye was my Marvel jam. West European, cursed with bad-assed Petey Parker-esque powers and a bizarre bonus: pheromones that unnerved folks, teasing a tag "To know her is to FEAR her". Like an arachnid, she gave (most) peeps da creeps! Some had reverse reaction: a compulsive attraction, giving a seductively tragic twist, plus she palled around with an ancient wizard who kinda had an unsettling uncle effect.
5 days ago4 min read


You Come A Long Way, Bad-Ass II: Now Would It Kill Ya To Dress Up A Little?
Chapter One Last week the 2 two titles I snared in an unwinnable crusade of catch-up from 11 flat behind bars had a common thread - those uncommon threads worn by female comic characters. "Catwoman: Lonely City" and "Hawkeye: My Life As A Weapon" devoted thought and imagination to what some gals got on, and me having a discernible (read: homo) eye and devotion to sequential art, this subject eats up an embarrassment of my psychological topography. Maybe you read her
Oct 156 min read


I think it's a crying shame how much that poor Kelly Clarkson hates herself. Wish I was there to give her the bird.
https://apnews.com/article/kelly-clarkson-brooklyn-store-angry-fans-ca83eb0d646fbf972b63e6b84f59fb64
Oct 141 min read


Cliff Chiang Celebrates Gotham's "Lonely" Knight (Old News, New To Us Convicts...)
October 8th, 2026 BETTER LATE THAN EVEN LATER: From behind the Ultimate Firewall®, a lot falls out the cracks...it'd still be criminal not to weigh in on a 4 year-old trade I only landed today and learned about 2 weeks back. Luckily I have better resources for recent releases, still, if I catch something this sensational I'm gonna share... In 2026 unreservedly I'd call Cliff Chiang my favorite working creator in comics. For some span, I've been spellbound by his spa
Oct 83 min read


Tonight This Felon Skydances For Joy
October 7th, 2026 Sweet liberation at last, this coming from a body who's written on the menace of monopolies as their victim. Unopposed vendors exploit me, my convicted brethren, and our supporters and it is dreadful, so I encourage a diverse free market. Til in a year a pack of tie-clad tards with law degrees bungled my beloved Bat- and Supergirl both, then any means are justified. Celebrated Superheroes got handed joint custody from wicked step-daddy Warner/Discovery
Oct 75 min read


Batmama's Fried With "Crisco"
October 5th, 2026 My takes on most modern music: majority high-hat repetitious gangsta rap is only the soundtrack to a shitty mood. Second, I can sum up the hybridization of "country-rap" with the verbally economic "crap". In bygone decades I was a record store snob said sans shame because the blissfulness of 1990's pop culture validated it before the tacky 2000s and hopefully roasting-as-I-write Jerry Springer demolished all things good and holy. Locked down alone
Oct 51 min read


Meet Bed #37 Chapter Two
October 4th, 2026 Saturday I gallivanted around the al fresco splendor of the bullpen with my current squeeze, a sweetheart half my age hitting the criteria of my prison play-pals: smokin' redneck. I'm determined to marry one. Seriously, being locked down's sunniest feature is a sea of available hot hillbillies, and I intend to lock a good one down if it kills me. 3 decades+ of doing guys "like me": artsy-fartsy fags (I can say that, like these African Americans in here
Oct 56 min read


Meet Bed #37 Chapter One
October 3rd, 2026 Here's a convict's week with changes, disruptions, and minor victories like the cheesecake at the end of the rainbow. Last morning I checked Lantern, our academic program app seeing if Elementary Statistics, a class I 96% hate the actual shit out of for an updated grade. Me with my massive valedictorian weenus I sling got struck with a sickening C I'm trying to crawl out from under stuck in an institutional trap house. Our building, B-Side, em
Oct 43 min read


Here's What Happened to the Woman of Tomorrow
September 28th, 2026 Last night late to the party us prisoners got treated (if your gonna call it that) to "Supergirl" so I could fortify my sight-unseen assessment of this Hindenburg DC dropped in June. Lighting my investigational fuse was this: then I came back: https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/whatever-happened-to-the-woman-of-tomorrow Was I in the ballpark? Let's go with parking lot. Short answer: WB/Discovery had a genius property and miser-ed out hard. Now K
Sep 285 min read
Hinduism: Another Planet on Earth's Worship
September 27th, 2028 That Buddhist relationship I mentioned began with a prince, Siddhartha Gautama, who abandoned extravagance to become a panhandling Untouchable. Realizing this did not conquer ennui as any impoverished person or those on the spectrum between could have saved him the labor to discover, he decided middle class values with contentment equaled enlightenment. Pointing again as with one prior paper, this is pioneer social influence. Anyone who sees this as
Sep 271 min read


"Whatever Happened To The Woman of Tomorrow?"
September 23rd, 2026 Ho-kay, lemme yack a minute. Intro: gay Sociology student prison inmate in an Historically Black College and DC fanatic. This post hit my box today so I did some research from behind the Ultimate Firewall to answer. First, I cannot and have not seen this. What I know - she was adorable in Gunn's "Superman" my new #1 superhero cinema joint replacing "The Suicide Squad", the flick "Justice League" shoulda been. She's beloved for that Dragon
Sep 232 min read


Central KY News' "Devine Worship": When Too Much Kindness Murders the Message
September 22, 2026 Yesterday, I wrote about the culture of youth murder and the death penalty from the perspective of an inmate with violent charges. (*LINK HERE ANG*) This morning unusually I turned on Lexington, KY's local news, me locked down in nearby Amtrak stop Danville. Like everything on non-pay stream-free TV it was a rerun. Beginning with a tale of taken hope, a tearful Black mom, and another young African-American heads this route. Contrasting is the fixt
Sep 223 min read


The Problem With Problem-Solvers
September 18th, 2026 Fat-chewing in a Swiftie-level prison pill line bloated with junkies being fixed with Suboxone came a rare conversation elevated above dope, tablet games, fights, or cheap food. This was on the AI Beast. My pal Princess pointed to a recent breakthrough, the possibility of a replacement for Cadmium in batteries rendered from seaweeds. Suddenly, who's behind the hysteria hit my widening frontal lobe: the Problem Industry®. When a data center = an
Sep 182 min read


"Catwoman: Trail of the Catwoman": A Dialogue For Anybody Who Don't Do Comics YET (...Or Those Who Do)
September 14th, 2026 "My little cousin'll murder me if something happens to this" claimed the(n) fat little poser writing this about an issue of the New Teen Titans comic clearly his, scapegoating a now deceased (RIP, K.J.!) then-6 relation. Back in 1982 for a middle-scholar not trying to look any more tragic than a 12 year-old whose dad ate a gun for Easter supper, being over 8 and still doing superheroes was maybe worse. "You're afraid of your little cousin?" that awfu
Sep 147 min read


Medical Mistakes and Convict Cosmeticians: Skin In the Game
September 14th, 2026 Most amazing discoveries in life are from unexpected reservoirs, like Lucille Ball producing Star Trek leading to the imagining of cell phones meaning historys most overrated comedian eliminated the attention spans of a billion brats drawing a line on somebody's maddening map. Brunette bombshell Hedy Lemarr was the 1940s true technological architect of wireless wonder. Or better, like boners on elderly men came off trying to halt high blood pressure!
Sep 147 min read


Asshole Antidote Prison Playlist Mixtape 9.9
Try tripping to these tunes, Tiger! Its a smooth set this spin, somewhat psychedelic, with sophisticated swing and overseas ska peppering the party-mix. Bust outta your funk with this awesome junk... https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPiDOXao_f2Q&si=tcf_ctCa0sLnedWd
Sep 91 min read


"Crises of Infinite Irks: Bad Comics Politics and Conflict Transformation"
Chapter One: Butchering Barbara Gordon September 6th, 2026 Three days ago somebody in this prison I don't feel alone beside - rare like tartar in these wilds - hit the hole for an undetermined stay. Suddenly, as I prepped Southern-style beans and rice, hash brown casserole he gave over the goods for, dark-horse creamed spinach (one veteran convict with some rah-shah-shah culinary background slung a "****" on it) where I drained 2 cans of Popeye-weeds, stirred 3/4 can of
Sep 89 min read


Time To Hatch New Outlooks
September 8th, 2026 Here's today's graded paper (50/50) from my Religious Studies REL 100 course request for my Sociology degree from Simmons. It's impetus you can see on YouTube: "Black Church Studies" video "The Origins of the Black Church in America" by Marshall Hatch. We did this in-person today to my enjoyment, and I hope grad school is a lot more like that. Dig: This week was devoted to the Black Church in America halfway. Our first group was the death penalty
Sep 82 min read
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