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I Won't Fuck With It If I Can't Fuck To It: Disco Biscuit Mix
September 4th, 2026 Second grade, Welcome Back Kotter was a smash hit on ABC Prime-Time. This sitcom in the Bronx about an eccentric teacher bounding back to the hood to try and book-learn some left-behinds had a magnetic sexpot in Italian stud Vinnie Barbarino, with his feathered neck-length coif, toothy grin, and electric blue eyes my mom and likely all other on our block went plumb gaga. Vinnie made mini-me feel some kinda way without understanding it felt a molecule
2 days ago2 min read


Asshole Antidote Prison Playlist Mixtape 9.2
Here's my jams de jour, best downloads from this week past blended with other tracks for flow. They're what goes from the tablet straight to the ears for blocking bullshit and imbibing bliss. This round gains Indie '90s action, obscure '80s, primo disco, and more goodie-bag delights for your hear-holes from Deepinaharta Prison. Listen up! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNgJKBFktHVY&si=guutWnYaLe-PLayn
4 days ago1 min read


Taking Disownership: This Inmate's Evolution and Revolution
Chapter Two September 1st, 2026 Mom's death didn't get sympathy cards. While they hugged, cried, and ate ham sandwiches on her sofa, not one of my her family members reached out to her only child. One aunt lied and told her she'd stick by me as Mom died. That while she consumed her pain-pills by fistfuls, and needed her, as a respected "caregiver" read: junkie. Her racket for many years has been assisting the sick while herself and a close friend liquidate med cabinets.
5 days ago4 min read


Taking Disownership: This Inmate's Evolution and Revolution
Chapter One August 31st, 2026 Three years back Mom died with me behind this prisoner's fence. Thus marking the cruelest moment of my life not only accounting to me robbing myself of being beside the foremost figure of my life's topography I rented a body off of, during an event making me aware grief prior was practice and their expressions melodrama. This brought on sadness returning childhood's tears with sobs like accompanying being in the meat department, daydrea
6 days ago4 min read


Scooby-Don't!: Prison's Cruelest Punishment, and 'South Park's' Shark-Jump
Chapter Two August 30th, 2026 My papa was rarely proud, maybe explaining him picking a shotgun over ham to eat for Easter dinner when I was 12. One time I know he was happened on a Saturday morning aged 9. During "Scooby-Doo" I switched to "The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show" on ABC to CBS, telling him all Hanna Barbara toons, even "Superfriends" (the comic adaptation was DOPE, and "Challenge" season with the Legion of Doom I can't hate on) garbage and from now on I would o
Aug 305 min read


Scooby-Don't!: Prison's Cruelest Punishment, and 'South Park's' Shark-Jump
Chapter One August 29th, 2026 About two months back after a decade plus of senseless, endless cannonades of stacked screens with "Wild'n Out", "Ridiculousness", and whatever freak-show TLC - plastic surgery mutant hookups, unintentional potty-mouths, or two-ton teens was showing answered my prayer off a survey two years ago. New cable, service plus provider. Saying it again, my debt to society is paid, living caged with non-streaming platform TV, with the creepiness of p
Aug 293 min read


Asshole Antidote Prison Playlist Mixtape 8.27
This week's mix is my sound-bed of punk-funk, hip-hop, and soul with a vibe snaking through from vintage jewels to local-to-this-second tracks hitting the dance halls of the '40s and floors from the '80s en route! Grasping my trusty cooler doubling as a dumbbell by the handle that's my fridge when it rests, this list is my week's workout symphony and transport from buzz-kill populations. Take off, Baby, here's 25 tracks on me... https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLadPSvi
Aug 261 min read


Fab-A-Ray: RIP Lady Shelley and Mid-Century Classiness
August 24th, 2026 At my Aunt Onetia's funeral was this in-law off her granddaughter Maley, the other grandma, and tenant of a cardboard box in the woods. Rough as a cob like they used to say, but she rocked a black patent leather minidress with a matching velvety trench and complimentary leather boots. Hair the same shade as the ensemble, with makeup somewhere on the spectrum between punk and country. Probably she'd dig '80's "cow-punk" I'd play for her were we not both
Aug 244 min read


Compact Editions Make For Consuming Modern Comics: Digest-ing "DC's New Frontier" Again
August 23rd, 2026 Months back here I praised Mark Waid's timeless writing on "Kingdom Come" before garroting it on "Champions" then especially "Captain America: Home Of the Brave", his socially irresponsible propaganda pamphlet. Alex Ross's detailed Norman Rockwell Ubermenschen-dystopian-blitzkrieg clusterfuck (I hope y'all know compliments when you read 'em) overshadowed a clearheaded and ingenious taut political thriller with roots set in 1938 wrapping sometime that sm
Aug 235 min read


Batmama's Asshole Antidote Mixtape 8.19
Here's August 19th's top 20 tracks off my morphing mix on a state inmate DOC-issued tablet! Starting this round, you can hear the segues and the flow I obsess much too hard over for just me on our spankin' new Batmama And Robbers YouTube channel! This week I downloaded some classics including a version of a Nick Lowe tune impossible to hold hater headspace hearing. More creative hip-hop I dig - Whack and Dell-P both are total standouts. Craving dissident dance tracks I s
Aug 191 min read


Batmama's Birthday Bash '26 Prison Party Mix
August 19th, 2026 For the mortifying number I'm turning in '26, my kick-ass proxy sets up for me my own YouTube channel! As I'm making playlists/mixtapes after years I spent spinning wax on the radio I invest shameful levels of precious time arranging segue-ways and flow. Spotify's the obvious answer but handing them creative control and license over my intellectual property? Hard pass, Cuz. Come celebrate my special day (my first without Matthew Perry, togethe
Aug 191 min read


Worth 1535 Words
August 19th, 2026 Happy accident gave me this mugshot from 2021, right after I quit Risperdal. The pic sporting my big black cock was taken a little under two years before my arrest, right after the script. Off that psychotropic I was an asexual unhygienic zombified binge-eater with diabetes, high blood pressure, and astronomical triglycerides. My face was a sac of fluid atop a body filled with crippling arthritic pain. Daily I believed this tunnel to nowhere would end i
Aug 191 min read


The Fan Who Would Be King: Spoiler-y Questions For DC Comic Nerds Not In Prison Currently
August 18th, 2026 Being a Big House comic nerd bites sometimes. Making discoveries behind the Ultimate Firewall® frustrates from me wondering what's been discussed, dissected, poked, and prodded past it. Messaging around two years back, my home-girl Nicole caught up talking a Batman story with our Dark Knight hitched to Selina Kyle with their grownup kid investigating Joker's murder written by some cat named Tom King. This longtime chum and I only chatted a couple times
Aug 184 min read


Our Living Landmines
August 17th, 2026 Before on here I've said it is impossible to be in prison a decent stretch without going native unless you're a jerk. My first year I rejected basic syntax. "Chow Hall" was too inmate so Cleo, Queen O'Denial here still said "cafeteria" between dummy-doper daydreams about 11th hour pardons from the Governor's mansion. Middle class Honky raised (reasonably) right Risperdal escapism caved slowly. Year 5 abandoning pills and fantasies, I became a 52 yo. Col
Aug 173 min read


Pee-Pees And Pork Rinds For My Pulitzer
August 14th, 2026 Once I knew this punk who like lots was not a good listener. He heard well enough, picking mouths to listen from is where he went bad. This in the pervert's prison is problematic when you're young with anything left to lose. RJ, a towering Jew at around 6'5 sported his Yarmulke proudly on the yard, rocked a sash-belt plus a Hebraic scroll plastered on his locker like some movie-poster. Not getting funds from outside I figured was likely shame not their
Aug 149 min read


NEW WEEKLY MIXTAPE!
Batmama's Asshole Antidote Mixtape 8.13.26 Music is the great escape - ask any inmate in the know. Ear-buds deliver us from madness, melodrama, and messiness most every day. Soak in these sounds and shake off crap vibes to transport yourself where you need to be, Sweet Thangs... My 50 best recent downloads, newest floats to the top - here's the upper 20! 1. Crystal Waters "Regardless" Storyteller 2. Medusa The Gangsta Goddess "Poppin The Funk" Top Shelf Funk 3. Michael J
Aug 132 min read


AP = Abysmal Practices
August 13, 2026 Being an inmate planning a future in journalism doing gonzo work here, this headline is shot straight at me. On my State tablet, our news outlet is A.P. "Associated Press", the supposed bastion of integrity. This, the only daily print I get behind Ultimate Firewall®, hear me say it is but a blue bullhorn. Look no further than https://apnews.com/article/gotti-grandson-fraud-prison-kidney-donation-fc85b6f7c5752ee6e96306eaa98d566e Me? I'm nonpartisan, non-
Aug 132 min read


No Thyself
August 12th, 2026 This week I'm interviewing a maybe Robber, cracking up behind-the-site-scenester Ms. A suffering through the last big one (RIP and rot you piece'a trash I says to "Throbbin'") eating her inbox into a noisy text-breakup. Regarding his replacement part, "somebody's gotta fetch the ice and cut them onions". Similar, he's young as Monday, and myself Methuselah (thanks to Prison® preservative, in-person I look a healthy 45 according to some without skin in t
Aug 127 min read


Criminal Intent: A Day's Different Vibe
August 8th, 2026 We interrupt this inappropriate and raunchy sometimes site for a moment of Zen and spirit fulfillment. Prison's premiere (far as I know) sassified gonzo journalist is kicking it New Age now? Not so much, but like those onions I put in popcorn pouches to re-nuke with sugar and peppers over in Recipes, I got layers, Cousins. Already told y'all about me studying at the Healing Arts Academy. Spirit is important to me. Being a deep thinker of the critical per
Aug 86 min read


FX "Shards" Their Britches
August 7th, 2026 30 years ago watching "NYPD Blue" on ABC my excitement was explosive. Watching "The Shards" new of the American Horror Dynasty, last night, the nicest thing I can say versus nothing is queers have become so normalized we are now making as much unrewarding redundant TV as straights (should California contain any actual ones). Those barriers busted with cursing, nudity, and adult themes back in our glorious '90s those tacky 2000s mangled beyond recognition
Aug 74 min read
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