Chapter Two August 30th, 2026 My papa was rarely proud, maybe explaining him picking a shotgun over ham to eat for Easter dinner when I was 12. One time I know he was happened on a Saturday morning aged 9. During "Scooby-Doo" I switched to "The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show" on ABC to CBS, telling him all Hanna Barbara toons, even "Superfriends" (the comic adaptation was DOPE, and "Challenge" season with the Legion of Doom I can't hate on) garbage and from now on I would o

Chapter One August 29th, 2026 About two months back after a decade plus of senseless, endless cannonades of stacked screens with "Wild'n Out", "Ridiculousness", and whatever freak-show TLC - plastic surgery mutant hookups, unintentional potty-mouths, or two-ton teens was showing answered my prayer off a survey two years ago. New cable, service plus provider. Saying it again, my debt to society is paid, living caged with non-streaming platform TV, with the creepiness of p

"He handed me a whole chicken thinking I'd wanna cook it, and I threw that motherfucker at his HEAD!" said an inexplicably single for three decades lady friend and mother of three obese felines. Candidly, I asked if the auto factory manager she met at Applebee's (him resembling a chiseled TV daddy making me wanna hurl beheaded poultry at HER noggin for banging) put this discontented dowager in her place one good time, standing up to her shenanigans might make her fall hopeles

I was on my way back from St. Louis around 2009 with an ex named Kevin I stayed with about four years longer than I should've. We were together four years. This was a long weekend venture we'd finger-landed on for a reasonably close road-trip from Lexington arriving somewhat blind. The best time we plundered was City Museum - not really what the moniker expressed but an adult playground with insane slides and climbing apparatuses plus a thrift store within, wild dinosaur stat