June 24th, 2026 My favorite juicy conspiracy theory is Joan Rivers being murdered after outing Michelle Obama as a biological fella. Can I control hoping all of the above is true? Death and taxes are un-sexy so I require a shadow government for the comic I live, write, and hope to hook up with the brawny, sensitive, 30-esque artist of. Send him my way if you know the poor starving lad I was put here (planet, not prison) to help. Anyway, Joan used to have this bit "How Go

Chapter Two June 18th, 2026 Regarding Marilyn and Kim, who lasted longer and will have greatest impact? Further, whose societal contribution is bigger? Marilyn got a married president to cheat on a first lady we pretended to love yet all blew more kisses to the whore who tried to wreck her home, honestly. K.K. used her powers to get a sitting POTUS help for an unfairly sentenced woman. Shortly out of prison and home to grandkids and thanking Kim and Unca Donald, Mizz Ali

June 9th, 2026 Saturday night hearing screams behind a doorway to mystery a young man I made nachos both with and for six hours earlier was almost killed. Approximately 12:10 noise erupted behind the opening to the ten-man addition off our main drag from the wing. Into visibility was a plastic stool hitting the floor. Voices of variable volume and metallic thumping overtook the strip of bunk-beds and everyone laying down removed their ear-buds and headphones. Side-b

May 29th, 2026 When I'm wrong I own it. Literally a bitter pill, Pals and Gals. Saying dropping the lost 'War On Drugs' in the hoosegow and doling doses free to inmates fixes yard-crime? Overarching issues proved I haven't earned the nickname "Quitler" (Queer Hitler) exiled ex-pal Adrian* dealt me. Maybe I seem adorably hardcore right wing sometimes but totalitarian master planner? S'pose I blow, Dudenheimmen. This yard's littered with trash Landscape cant fix with

"Being a People Got Hard, Huh?" Chapter Three Speaking of an unwinnable culture war, ending a TV show of significance on a cliffhanger presents a segue, right? Weeks ago I kvetched then bravoed season six of "DCs Legends of Tomorrow" appearing in our pitiful tablet selection. Under the mistaken belief it was the finale because a) bad intel and b) I'm on Jerk Island without internet. I should've asked Gideon... I mean Mizz Angie to check and see but for some insane reaso

May 12th, 2026 Being finals week for Simmons College, I turned in my last piece today then retooled it for youse guys. Not being lazy, as I enjoyed writing it. I re-fabricated the syntax and gave her a remix with reviews and such. Rather than plop it in Essays which I'll do in the academic form for sure, I'm hoping you dig the messages for the masses and I'd LOVE to hear something, being plumb hangry for feedback. I want to write and be better. I do it daily and passiona

Rarely do I despise anything like I do SNL. Saturday night-ly rows of inmates cackle to TV's emptiest promise of comedy as if witnessing the second coming of Dangerfield. Disdain so complete I loathe by association, refusing to soil my specs with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Will Farrell, or movies containing alumni post-'90. I MIGHT give "Spanglish" a whirl if it's available and nothing else. Notable exceptions being Andy Samberg's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" which had me howling so

Second best season to me beat only by its Fall sibling with Hallowe'en, the move to sexy toboggans (an inexplicable fetish - especially that little bang saying "hello" out the front with me coyly waving back) and sweaters, the downside is people yacking about that shit spiced pie-in-a-mug instead of the Lord's perfect Java. Ugh. Spring is bliss, renewal, resurrection (best straighten your wicked ass up, Holmes), romance, the warmth of Sol, cookouts, and chocolate hare decapit

March 24, 2026 Boston Terriers are dicks. Yeah, the bug-eyed black-and-white bastards are so ugly they're precious and will lap your mug up like the beer dogs prefer 2-to-1 over God-given water, but don't be fooled. The Bible references the "souls of domestic animals" proof of Doggy Heaven, but those pricks see only means not ends and die whores diving directly to Doggy-you-already-know. How come I'm your authority on matters spiritual of these beasts (also cursed with g

March 14, 2026 Whaddup, Civilians? Climbed out of the Hole to rediscover like 99.99 percent of humans I'm one of the 'ass-' variety again. The concomitant piece to this being my website has a superpower that if I smack-talk someone I get my fine seasoned ass handed to me, relearning the lesson I've schooled many on over the years: most every person we encounter is wonderful and godawful. Duality is foundational to the majority of personae. Ergo, lest someone torches our

January 25th, 2026 Hey Y'all! Plumb worn out from this week. I put two pieces in Essays and I hope you read them, especially "AWFUL Truths : Let The Queer Set You Straight", a labor of love I busted my ancient ass on. The other one, " The Illusion of Race" was a Simmons College assignment I put here hoping to rouse conversation. My man is in the damned hole AGAIN. Sex Offender related, no less, only this time my beloved ex-Nazi gangster wasn't involved. This sex cri

January 14th, 2026 In 1995 I went from Louisville, where I'd lived a year to Nashville to learn about Digital Services for Kinko's (named for the founder's hair, we didn't retail pocket pussies), the company that would be purchased by FedEx and morphed into their Office chain. A wunderkind named Zack was there to show a cluster of us his savvy. This company was full of dynamic young people, a rare culture, and we worked like dogs and partied as hard. "Work, Life, Play" w