June 9th, 2026 Saturday night hearing screams behind a doorway to mystery a young man I made nachos both with and for six hours earlier was almost killed. Approximately 12:10 noise erupted behind the opening to the ten-man addition off our main drag from the wing. Into visibility was a plastic stool hitting the floor. Voices of variable volume and metallic thumping overtook the strip of bunk-beds and everyone laying down removed their ear-buds and headphones. Side-b

Rarely do I despise anything like I do SNL. Saturday night-ly rows of inmates cackle to TV's emptiest promise of comedy as if witnessing the second coming of Dangerfield. Disdain so complete I loathe by association, refusing to soil my specs with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Will Farrell, or movies containing alumni post-'90. I MIGHT give "Spanglish" a whirl if it's available and nothing else. Notable exceptions being Andy Samberg's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" which had me howling so

Second best season to me beat only by its Fall sibling with Hallowe'en, the move to sexy toboggans (an inexplicable fetish - especially that little bang saying "hello" out the front with me coyly waving back) and sweaters, the downside is people yacking about that shit spiced pie-in-a-mug instead of the Lord's perfect Java. Ugh. Spring is bliss, renewal, resurrection (best straighten your wicked ass up, Holmes), romance, the warmth of Sol, cookouts, and chocolate hare decapit

March 24, 2026 Boston Terriers are dicks. Yeah, the bug-eyed black-and-white bastards are so ugly they're precious and will lap your mug up like the beer dogs prefer 2-to-1 over God-given water, but don't be fooled. The Bible references the "souls of domestic animals" proof of Doggy Heaven, but those pricks see only means not ends and die whores diving directly to Doggy-you-already-know. How come I'm your authority on matters spiritual of these beasts (also cursed with g