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"The Best Things In Life Ain't Free"
May 29th, 2026 When I'm wrong I own it. Literally a bitter pill, Pals and Gals. Saying dropping the lost 'War On Drugs' in the hoosegow and doling doses free to inmates fixes yard-crime? Overarching issues proved I haven't earned the nickname "Quitler" (Queer Hitler) exiled ex-pal Adrian* dealt me. Maybe I seem adorably hardcore right wing sometimes but totalitarian master planner? S'pose I blow, Dudenheimmen. This yard's littered with trash Landscape cant fix with
May 299 min read


Batmama's Northpoint Notes Memorial Day 2026
"Being a People Got Hard, Huh?" Chapter Three Speaking of an unwinnable culture war, ending a TV show of significance on a cliffhanger presents a segue, right? Weeks ago I kvetched then bravoed season six of "DCs Legends of Tomorrow" appearing in our pitiful tablet selection. Under the mistaken belief it was the finale because a) bad intel and b) I'm on Jerk Island without internet. I should've asked Gideon... I mean Mizz Angie to check and see but for some insane reaso
May 284 min read


Supergirl Has Me Anxious For Tomorrow
Rarely do I despise anything like I do SNL. Saturday night-ly rows of inmates cackle to TV's emptiest promise of comedy as if witnessing the second coming of Dangerfield. Disdain so complete I loathe by association, refusing to soil my specs with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Will Farrell, or movies containing alumni post-'90. I MIGHT give "Spanglish" a whirl if it's available and nothing else. Notable exceptions being Andy Samberg's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" which had me howling so
May 95 min read


Cover Stories
March 14, 2026 Whaddup, Civilians? Climbed out of the Hole to rediscover like 99.99 percent of humans I'm one of the 'ass-' variety again. The concomitant piece to this being my website has a superpower that if I smack-talk someone I get my fine seasoned ass handed to me, relearning the lesson I've schooled many on over the years: most every person we encounter is wonderful and godawful. Duality is foundational to the majority of personae. Ergo, lest someone torches our
Mar 1410 min read


Hollerin' Out the Hole
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Feb 241 min read
Batmama's Northpoint Notes
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