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Paris is Burning Down the House!
Chapter Two June 18th, 2026 Regarding Marilyn and Kim, who lasted longer and will have greatest impact? Further, whose societal contribution is bigger? Marilyn got a married president to cheat on a first lady we pretended to love yet all blew more kisses to the whore who tried to wreck her home, honestly. K.K. used her powers to get a sitting POTUS help for an unfairly sentenced woman. Shortly out of prison and home to grandkids and thanking Kim and Unca Donald, Mizz Ali
Jun 185 min read


Big-Housekeeper
June 12th, 2026 Pleasantly plagued by addictions, housekeeping is a biggie with me. Would I claim OCD? Not so much, but I seriously dislike clutter and enjoy removing it. Not neurotically like Ive watched many of my inner circuit fall. Activity-wise, its a co-mingler with my actual drugs of choice, like coffee and long-lost-love cigarettes ("Kamel" Red Lights, with their funky paper-bag package aesthetics) for sure. All around I dig improvement via erasure. I spend more
Jun 146 min read


Y'Know Whose A Dick?
March 24, 2026 Boston Terriers are dicks. Yeah, the bug-eyed black-and-white bastards are so ugly they're precious and will lap your mug up like the beer dogs prefer 2-to-1 over God-given water, but don't be fooled. The Bible references the "souls of domestic animals" proof of Doggy Heaven, but those pricks see only means not ends and die whores diving directly to Doggy-you-already-know. How come I'm your authority on matters spiritual of these beasts (also cursed with g
Mar 247 min read
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