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July 12, 2026



Bombastic describes my week. Last night diving into 10 solid hours of sleep to the ocean floor I woke fresh and excited. In prison. After a crap breakup. This I holler at anybody queer, str8, Black, Me-Hican, Mahican, or Amish. An object in motion remains that way, a physical phenomenon. Stationery = cessation. Why my excitement?

After a workweek giving my all, multiple endowments to this page here, finals turnt in, meals lovingly made, and workouts done daily, that rest prepped me to get up and LIVE. Soak up the options of being with friends, writing what I want, playing Scrabble, enjoying earned TV time, and catching up on reading. Don't ever be bored, Angels or you will be boring.



Among the features today was making laps on the bullpen with fresh transplant "Peaches". Not knowing this'n's yard name week one, mutually we'd no idea the other's status. Nor that Tennessee, breakup object from #35 - "One Thankful Mofuffah" Chapter 1 was making time with this tall, light-skinned person and telling them whatta P.O.S. I was. Both of us discovered his status as such before he split for SAP Thursday. Neither losing a thing, both snatched a friendly peer, neither stomping on the other's toes. He tried separating us but Peaches being around the block before watched and figured me out. Working in the supply closet located in his wing corps of convicts chatting me spoke to my character. Tenn repelled those numbers Prison time educates observant types. Self-obsessed sociopaths stay static, likely will never leaving.

Tennessee wasn't the big breakup though. My dude at Little Sandy I had to squash. Knowing it was coming, dreading was worse than doing. Having my emotions played with, mind too, by somebody of considerably less intelligence sucked. Not being vain, he's that big a moron. Equally a prostitute apparently. My endgame was an anathema that'll wreck him and his surroundings for a spell. Simply the words will crush him.

Feeling dark and horrible for saying them to somebody I love I apologized to him and the whole Holy Trinity. Thing is, I'm not sending the letter to him. Telling them was enough. If I send it, he'll keep the vile things he's doing. This will curb that foulness. Maybe save him in the long run.



Talking with Peaches up came the subject of me hacking the Sam Elliott/"Macho Man" Randy Savage I was rocking off. This is my post-split cute Summer haircut. P broke out inexplicably into "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child, prompting me to stat download a wayback wonder. Last night I discovered years later they finally put "Dynamite" by BTS in our catalogue. So much pop in "Batmama's Asshole Antidote", my most recent faves mix. OMG: today I learnt we KEEP all our downloads now!! Yep, I can head to Wally World and exit with all my jams on a stick. Shewww.


OK here's some Summer pop I'm steeping in:


Tonight I'm whipping up Cordon Blue Sandwiches! How? Dig - Using thin sliced canned ham (Princess Brand, o'course) I'll soak in a blend of hot sauce, garlic, and sweetener packs (2), then heating the strips laid side-to-side for two minutes.


I have precooked, breaded boneless wings. I'm slicing them into roughly Washington quarter size pieces.


There's prepped sauce consisting of a can of Cream of Mushroom Soup, the brand you'll get at Family Dollar, mixed with two packets of Ken's Steakhouse brand Blue Cheese dressing, and an entire Eastview Farms Sharp Cheddar Cheese Cup, half a can worth of milk, and a dollop of mayo. For flavor, healthy dashes of Fajita Seasoning and Chicken Bouillon too.


Gonna heat the chicken pieces coated but not drowned in the cheese sauce for another two minutes.


Between two pieces of White Bread with a thin coat of mayo on every side of each slice, a sandwich with the ham on bottom and a generous layer of the chunky, cheesy chicken atop. Put that bitch in a bag. Microwave popcorn bag, I mean, used with a good amount of buttery goodness left. Nuke 1.5 minutes and you got a fairground delight in minutes!


PS - Between 4 dope sammies, a mustard packet got split. Applied to the ham side, it totally tied it together, Tootsie. Bone Apple Tight, Baby-Doll!


OK, I'm off to Scrabble with some smarty-pants felons. Have a sensational Saturday and a serene Sunday. Love ya later - xoxoxo Batty Boo











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