Everybody Gets One Free
- Jul 13
- 1 min read
July 13th, 2026
Wanting to watch cartoons without dying babies being shoved in my mug is a scenario where I'm NOT the incorrect party here, right?
Since getting Cartoon Network and Boomerang last weekend, I can't watch "Rick and Morty" nor "My Adventures With Superman" minus St. Jude showing me a baby dying of some croup being coached off-camera to say "I love you" sandwiched between bawling parents. I live in the house malformations built, thanks. I watch animation to escape this without plunging twenty leagues deeper. Not owning the rights to misery, plenty of watchers likely are trying to abandon unhappiness too.
Constantly I defend our current leadership who I'm not 100% simpatico with over not being "transphobic". Middle America had dudes in nun drag hitting middle American elementary schools, massive penis-havers racing four foot girls in pools, and a clown in "Woman-Face" commandeering the Bible Belt's beer. Wanna breed contempt? Suffocate the citizenry.
St. Jude, brainchild of Danny Thomas, actor, daddy of the lovely Marlo: can you not figure a better tack than THIS? I am angling for consulting after prison, have a pro bono. Anyone deserves it, it's y'all. An animated spot with a sickly child flying like a superhero outta St. Jude with infectious Hip-Hop. Seriously, do this. You cause me to take my head-set off and that's it. Gimme something I wanna hear repeatedly, with a toon and like Schoolhouse Rock it could stay with viewers for decades.
Anybody else needing me, I'm available one year from now, resume upon request.
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