<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[batmama & robbers]]></title><description><![CDATA[Batmama]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/blog-1</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:32:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Comic Books: Waid's Shallow Waters]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 19th, 2026       Nothing sadder than an over-inflated sense of self-importance off an artist oblivious to their condition. Worse is when they had actual genius, erased with egotism. Clearly we ain't talking about me. Lacking any comments, views, or letters from home keeps my gargantuan psychological Johnson checked. Thanks y'all! No, this is Social Scientist me and the regular ground-to-a-nub axe, "Preacher-tainment" (© pending). Creators travel from provocative pleasure tool to...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/comic-books-waid-s-shallow-waters</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5e58656adee9ecb160c6ba</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_a3f0ac62c75e4a0ea463961d29db7f4f~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_260,h_400,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Friends, Family, and Similar Monsters]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 17th, 2026      Over five decades occupying two continents, five cities, and two prisons I was paving my pop-nerd highway by third grade. Summer 1976, seeing "King Kong" Dino De Laurentis' first full color version six times, twice wasn't on account of fresh obsessions with 10-story beasts, gorgeous young Aryans Jessica Lange and Jeff Bridges, nor an epic fight where our Ape King busted my nightmare fuel - a snake colossus - in half. Less terrifying for its proportions, if you asked me or...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/friends-family-and-similar-monsters</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5a67ac218815cf7a253985</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 17:59:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_0bfc2773a0e240af8828bb32690410d9~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_415,h_618,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Family Cultural Celebration]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 15th, 2026      Yo, Homies and Homettes! Finals finished, and this is from my Family and Childhood class for Sociology at Simmons straight outta Louisville. Hoping you'll give a gander to garner what prison's like from the perspective of an observant person training in a field about objective science. Don't worry it's not dry and I strayed from Snoozeville to top capacity. Dig:      Family often is not what our body enters this world with. Adoption and adaptation occur in life-cycles...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/the-family-cultural-celebration</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a59125701e576df51c7af4e</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_9c831280fbc44514988ae7bbe27d3582~mv2.webp/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tolerating Me]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 13th, 2026      Back to the States after my year in da Nederlands I had the mama of all breakdowns. Amsterdam split with sister Rotterdam, the country known for lacking judgy-ness, a quote heard by friend of a friend Dusty, a Chicago attorney last I knew "The only thing we won't tolerate is INTOLERANCE" from a Dutch citizen. Hettie, the cabbie wife of Ruel, my English-deprived coworker took me all over the City of Sin. She witnessed my captivation at "Homomonument", a metal monolith...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/tolerating-me</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5517d5870c7bdb8f409daa</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 17:12:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_a512ddf64cc440099eb4dd5a840c14cf~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Everybody Gets One Free]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 13th, 2026      Wanting to watch cartoons without dying babies being shoved in my mug is a scenario where I'm NOT the incorrect party here, right?      Since getting Cartoon Network and Boomerang last weekend, I can't watch "Rick and Morty" nor "My Adventures With Superman" minus St. Jude showing me a baby dying of some croup being coached off-camera to say "I love you" sandwiched between bawling parents. I live in the house malformations built, thanks. I watch animation to escape this...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/everybody-gets-one-free</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a54fe83870c7bdb8f406814</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 15:19:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_9282c5b3a2044a03b5d499e38088fef4~mv2.webp/v1/fit/w_480,h_192,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your Move]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 12, 2026      Bombastic describes my week. Last night diving into 10 solid hours of sleep to the ocean floor I woke fresh and excited. In prison. After a crap breakup. This I holler at anybody queer, str8, Black, Me-Hican, Mahican, or Amish. An object in motion remains that way, a physical phenomenon. Stationery = cessation. Why my excitement?      After a workweek giving my all, multiple endowments to this page here, finals turnt in, meals lovingly made, and workouts done daily, that...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/your-move</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a53aebd0eb6d92caeebc6ad</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 14:49:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_4820e31d70784a85ba7409affcaa9de0~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_969,h_606,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Local Girl Makes Mood]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 11th, 2026      Mixtape-material shopping is my A#1 prisoner retail therapy. Blowing bags of booty keeping mine moving through workouts, psyche escapes, and breakdowns the soundtrack is critical to my survival along with blogging (hi!) and comic books. Transportation is key to living here.     Perusing the stacks with my fingertips I find the damnedest things, like last week's Screamin' Jay Hawkins anthem "Same Damn Thing" for instance I'd have never snatched off :20 sample seconds...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/local-girl-makes-mood</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5256eccf6bc9ce6cce986a</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 14:51:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_edb42380975a42cf88b2483101e31e02~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_316,h_316,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bye Bye Bonnie]]></title><description><![CDATA[July 10th, 2026      Dad killed himself Easter of 1982 and a war on fat women ended with its Hitler. Gary Wayne made preemptive strikes, multiple moratoriums on mammoth maids and maidens. Ornery Black ones on TV outlawed like Nell Carter on "Gimme A Break" which he called "Fat's Happening" riffing on also banned "What's Happening" with house-huge Mabel "Mama" King and crown jewel of the sapphires Shirley Hemphill, who told Fred Barry's character famously "Rerun, you ARE a Fatburger!". Too,...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/bye-bye-bonnie</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a50f5c9c549c55b35ae3c26</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 14:08:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_185f66929db04161a55b3c32af32e838~mv2.webp/v1/fit/w_480,h_639,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[One Thankful Muffugah]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter Three July 6th, 2026       Speaking of options, I'm viewing mine. Cover and resume show me on the edge of a Sociology degree from an Historically Black College, out member of the LGBTQ community 40+ years from Middle America who's lived and worked in Europe. Synchronous to the diploma I'll have a year of this content posted publicly and prolifically. Putting career proposals together, this is a Special Qualifications list: Twelve years housed with 1200 racially diverse inmates...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/one-thankful-muffugah-2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4d3ad324d6803bed6a9ab0</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_14355f16a9a444928e2e15e7e4c58d54~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_512,h_512,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[One Thankful Muffugah]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter Two July 5th, 2026      Being the Programs/Education/Reentry Prison there's a Floyd shortage but abundant baby butthole Floyd wannabes. One genuine article might curb this nonsense. Nobody wants to trick their bid by slapping or stomping the brains outta one little misspent youth, and bad behavior blossoms. Numero uno regarding impropriety for open dorm living is never let another person suffer for your choices. Otherwise live your life. Dont meddle, interfere with, or harass...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/one-thankful-muffugah-1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4d306975e9053cf0245fe1</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_fb895af6432b4893bf0af37d9aa37ad7~mv2.webp/v1/fit/w_147,h_230,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[One Thankful Muffugah]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter One July 4th, 2026 Happy Codependence Day!!!      Living at a men's prison eleven flat and back in the closet? Worry not Guppy, '80's porn wasn't a sham, totally anyway. This is a literal answered prayer.      Sunday I ranted on the not-cordless wall-horn to top gal-pal Priscilla about "short-timer syndrome" when everything sets an inmate off on the incarcerated's last leg. Where a senior rolls their eyes at a fading teacher handing them a value-less pop quiz after their final or a...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/one-thankful-muffugah</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4bab52a178a38b32c8ca26</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_9bf683628ba34e6c9869b45cdcd92643~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_800,h_603,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Batmama Begins]]></title><description><![CDATA[June 30th, 2026      Tasked with blabbing 'bout boyhood culled crap in crazy corners. SOC 302, Sociology of Childhood and Family, bloomed a request vine bearing bittersweet berries.      Here's me in five double-spaced pages and decades. Junketing before the cradle to the cage from a shotgun wedding followed by child rape, comics, drugs, minibikes, chiropractors, Aggravated Assault, and the importance of pouring bleach and detergent in the water moments before tossing in your whites. Enjoy!   ...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/batmama-begins</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a455fea9c4d1b405b24bdb3</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_12620aac42c440939fdf8fd097fab6e7~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_374,h_534,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Long Division]]></title><description><![CDATA[June 24th, 2026      My favorite juicy conspiracy theory is Joan Rivers being murdered after outing Michelle Obama as a biological fella. Can I control hoping all of the above is true? Death and taxes are un-sexy so I require a shadow government for the comic I live, write, and hope to hook up with the brawny, sensitive, 30-esque artist of. Send him my way if you know the poor starving lad I was put here (planet, not prison) to help. Anyway, Joan used to have this bit "How God Divides" back...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/long-division</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a42ba93c19ca7d97f2bbeca</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 18:35:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_d56069bdae814329b407e5bdbcddb50c~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_680,h_510,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Paris is Burning Down the House!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter Two June 18th, 2026      Regarding Marilyn and Kim, who lasted longer and will have greatest impact? Further, whose societal contribution is bigger? Marilyn got a married president to cheat on a first lady we pretended to love yet all blew more kisses to the whore who tried to wreck her home, honestly. K.K. used her powers to get a sitting POTUS help for an unfairly sentenced woman. Shortly out of prison and home to grandkids and thanking Kim and Unca Donald, Mizz Alice Johnson was....]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/paris-is-burning-down-the-house-1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a42b8c0c19ca7d97f2bbaf8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 18:31:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_96ef2b5a396c4e61ae4e6cccab2ea7d9~mv2.avif/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Paris is Burning Down the House!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter One June 18th, 2026      Dropping down to number two on colossal curve-balls from me is imprisonment at 45 for a stabbing, topped by the hater of all-such composing a love letter to one reality star whose career blasted off the launchpad of a repeat offender this conspirator answers to "sex-tape". Prime party here is the icon of the undeserving, South Park's Stupid Spoiled Whore, and embodiment of all we've lost to Idiocracy, Ms. Paris Hilton. The Big Birthday Book knew its stuff...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/paris-is-burning-down-the-house</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a42b4a051416e35e783a801</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 18:24:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_6a8edee95eeb476eb8a905a000b8afec~mv2.webp/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Big-Housekeeper]]></title><description><![CDATA[June 12th, 2026      Pleasantly plagued by addictions, housekeeping is a biggie with me. Would I claim OCD? Not so much, but I seriously dislike clutter and enjoy removing it. Not neurotically like Ive watched many of my inner circuit fall. Activity-wise, its a co-mingler with my actual drugs of choice, like coffee and long-lost-love cigarettes ("Kamel" Red Lights, with their funky paper-bag package aesthetics) for sure. All around I dig improvement via erasure. I spend more time deleting...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/big-house-keeper</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a42a6d569b2dfbbf1290034</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 17:19:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_0d606a32c62a421ea9de0cc74564bc8c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_165,h_253,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Inmate Tortured/Assaulted]]></title><description><![CDATA[June 9th, 2026      Saturday night hearing screams behind a doorway to mystery a young man I made nachos both with and for six hours earlier was almost killed.      Approximately 12:10 noise erupted behind the opening to the ten-man addition off our main drag from the wing. Into visibility was a plastic stool hitting the floor. Voices of variable volume and metallic thumping overtook the strip of bunk-beds and everyone laying down removed their ear-buds and headphones. Side-bunkies...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/inmate-tortured-assaulted</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a41692851416e35e780f69c</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 18:36:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_f2b9ba2a37754cd2aa9d89b304a71405~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_500,h_666,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Should've Stuck With Books]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter Three June 9th, 2026      Courtesy of "Maddie" came a container of base makeup. Honey Beige is my jam, apparently. Reapplication was a necessary nuisance ten times daily with Ms. Madeleine herself handling my cosmetology. Maddie is my top yard chick-pick. She's here for murder, that of their rapist. Fresh from high school was their trans-sition. Sexuality wasn't the impetus, gender was. Within that skin beat a heart that felt female to them, an engine for a different car, so the body...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/i-should-ve-stuck-with-books-2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a42a22269b2dfbbf128f593</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:57:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_bb6dfe7da5ef4e938c870b1b601bab86~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_300,h_400,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Should've Stuck With Books]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter Two June 9th, 2026      This bus-full proved blissful with me finally having my counterpart. Despite loads of people who respect, like, love, and enjoy me I'm a solitary figure in a place divided into twos. Wherever I've been and whenever I'm an alien, locked up or free as the wind. A shade different from everyone this is a tough void to fill. My person got to know me, liked what he found and daily wanted for more. People in the wing noticed and commented too. A-side singles mainly...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/i-should-ve-stuck-with-books-1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a42a0d269b2dfbbf128f2b2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:48:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_b703ab7e7277489fbf12ee96bf116c28~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Should've Stuck With Books]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chapter One June 6th, 2026      What's the distressed inmate to do? Being locked down in a compound stuffed with them calling the cops ain't optional. The fellas might look at me weird. I suppose I'll launch a citizen campaign wrapped in prison foolishness labeled a "blog post". Instead of summoning the Fuzz, I offer you thus: Strip a man's freedom if you must. The thin red line gets crossed when you mess with his precious TV.      Practically daily I bring scores to say with nothing good to...]]></description><link>https://www.batmamaandrobbers.com/post/i-should-ve-stuck-with-books</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a429d5f69b2dfbbf128eb96</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3302be_ab7cf9f25a2345d09d7ba394c358ddb1~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_298,h_450,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>artsuperchief5</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>